Dear Dating Website….

I don’t use you as much as I use to. But when I do come and browse, I realize one really strange thing. You seem to want to pair me up with females that are “gangster” and show majority of their body offs. But these female claim to be christian, while holding red cups and beer in their hands. They also look like they wouldn’t hesitate to beat me up. Oh and they have multiple kids too. I know there are some guys looking for this particular type of woman, but I am looking for someone my age, that doesn’t drink, that doesn’t have kids, and lastly won’t beat me up. Is this too hard? From, The Guy who seems to break dating websites. PS, You are never useful. 

(Source: olybib)